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Iced_jules Is A Bum (Iced_jules Response)

  1. (Intro)
  2. *Iced_jules stands on stage, shivering nervously, preparing to perform live*
  3. *Crowd begins chanting*
  4. *Iced_jules starts to sweat and hyperventilate under the pressure*
  5. *Chanting grows louder*
  6. *Tears form in Iced_jules’ eyes, and the mic slips from his trembling hand*
  7. Crowd: GET THIS LOSER OFF STAGE!!!
  8. *Crowd starts to boo*
  9. *Iced_jules, in tears, turns and runs off the stage, revealing a large brown stain on the back of his pants*
  10. *Crowd laughs, boos, and mocks him*
  11. *Suddenly, a huge creature emerges on stage, picking up the mic that Iced_jules dropped*
  12. Monster: Who's ready for an ACTUAL concert!?
  13. *Crowd erupts in excitement*
  14.  
  15. (Verse)
  16. You can call yourself icy, but I have much cooler lines
  17. So fuck off with your elementary schoolyard rhymes
  18. Said I’m pushing 3 feet? Thanks for describing my dick
  19. Because the only thing I’m pushing 3 feet in is your bitch
  20. I’m a legitimate thug, a real G, I back up all my talk
  21. You’ll see red on the street, and you’ll scream “He got our block!”
  22. I got bigger issues to take care of, so bitch, get off my cock
  23. You should watch the time asshole, you ain’t on my clock
  24. You have the attitude of a damp sponge and the bars to match
  25. No woman has ever touched you from your dick to your ass
  26. If a female even looked at you, you’d probably collapse
  27. But you’re poor as shit, that’s why you’ve never felt a rack
  28. Iced_jules don’t got iced jewels, he a motherfucking poser
  29. Even if he stood on my fucking head, he’d still be lower
  30. This bitch broke as shit, that’s why he’s such a loner
  31. He should just surrender and accept me as his owner
  32.  
  33. (Chorus)
  34. Now lemme hear you say “Iced_jules is a bum”
  35. Now lemme hear you say “Iced_jules is a bum”
  36. Now lemme hear you say “Iced_jules is a bum”
  37. Now lemme hear you say “Iced_jules is a bum”
  38.  
  39. (Verse 2)
  40. You’re an ice whore, an eyesore, you suck and you’re unpopular
  41. That’s why your mom had a thermometer turn on in her
  42. Because I fucked that horny slut and jumpstarted her heart monitor
  43. She choked and gagged on my dick, yeah the bitch a vomiter
  44. Shawty got DSLs just like your fucking profile picture
  45. Bitch I’m a cannibal, and I’ve selected you as my next dinner
  46. Got a Smith and Wesson rifle, finger on the pin, pull the trigger
  47. Organ ize your guts, then I begin feasting on your liver
  48. Cause you yap, you cap, you don’t rap, and that’s that
  49. But I have a knack for stacking facts and cracking the wack
  50. I’m running laps, won’t see me slack, so bitch throw it back
  51. But I ain’t talkin bout catch, nah I’m talkin bout ass
  52.  
  53. (Chorus)
  54. Now lemme hear you say “Iced_jules is a bum”
  55. Now lemme hear you say “Iced_jules is a bum”
  56. Now lemme hear you say “Iced_jules is a bum”
  57. Now lemme hear you say “Iced_jules is a bum”
  58.  
  59. (Verse 3)
  60. You’re iced up cause you ain’t about the heat, like cold oatmeal
  61. Claiming you a savage but you're average, you have no skill
  62. Thinking you’re a king, only crown you wear is from a toy chest
  63. I’m should be a fucking exterminator the way I destroy pests
  64. You use #2 pencils because shit is all that you write
  65. Your disses are crap, yeah they’re reflections of your life
  66. And I’m boutta take a dump on you, treat you like a squat toilet
  67. Log so large your throat won’t be able to hold it
  68. And this shit is all natural, laxatives ain’t allowed
  69. Never get lyrical constipation, I just squirt this shit out
  70. Turned the toilet water brown because my drip’s so hard
  71. Dirty ring surrounding the water like the coast guard
  72. You belong in a waste treatment plant with all the other garbage
  73. So I’m flushing you like the condom I fucked your mom with
  74. I fertilized that fuckin prostitute, yeah, manure
  75. Your destiny is to end up in the depths of the sewer
  76.  
  77. (Chorus)
  78. Now lemme hear you say “Iced_jules is a bum”
  79. Now lemme hear you say “Iced_jules is a bum”
  80. Now lemme hear you say “Iced_jules is a bum”
  81. Now lemme hear you say “Iced_jules is a bum”

Lyrics added by WEALTHMASTA

LYRICAL GRADE

A-

RHYME DENSITY

0

RHYME LENGTH

1 syllable
2 syllables
3 syllables
4 syllables
5+ syllables
Rhyme Syllables

358

Total Syllables

959

Rhyming Lines

56/81

Unique Words

56.1%

Slang

9.5%

Profanity

7.5%

Avg. Syllables Per Word

1.45

Word Cloud

2 3 intro icedjules stands stage shivering nervously preparing perform live crowd begins chanting starts sweat hyperventilate under pressure grows louder tears form eyes mic slips trembling hand loser boo turns runs revealing large brown stain back pants laughs boos mocks suddenly huge creature emerges picking up dropped monster who's ready actual concert erupts excitement verse call yourself icy much cooler lines fuck elementary schoolyard rhymes im pushing feet thanks describing dick thing bitch legitimate thug real g talk youll see red street scream block bigger issues take care cock watch time asshole aint clock attitude damp sponge bars match woman touched ass female even looked youd probably collapse youre poor shit thats youve never felt rack dont iced jewels motherfucking poser stood fucking head hed still lower broke hes such loner surrender accept owner chorus now lemme hear bum ice whore eyesore suck unpopular mom thermometer turn fucked horny slut jumpstarted heart monitor choked gagged yeah vomiter shawty dsls profile picture cannibal ive selected next dinner smith wesson rifle finger pin pull trigger organize guts begin feasting liver cause yap cap rap knack stacking facts cracking wack running laps wont slack throw talkin bout catch nah heat cold oatmeal claiming savage you're average skill thinking king crown wear toy chest exterminator way destroy pests use pencils write disses crap theyre reflections life boutta dump treat squat toilet log throat hold natural laxatives allowed lyrical constipation squirt out turned water drips hard dirty ring surrounding coast guard belong waste treatment plant garbage flushing condom fertilized fuckin prostitute manure destiny end depths sewer

Profanity

fuck, dick, bitch, cock, asshole, ass, shit, motherfucking, fucking, bum, whore, fucked, horny, slut, Bitch, crap, fuckin

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