Iced_jules Is A Bum (Iced_jules ...

(Intro)

*Iced_jules stands on stage, shivering nervously, preparing to perform live*

*Crowd begins chanting*

*Iced_jules starts to sweat and hyperventilate under the pressure*

*Chanting grows louder*

*Tears form in Iced_jules’ eyes, and the mic slips from his trembling hand*

Crowd: GET THIS LOSER OFF STAGE!!!

*Crowd starts to boo*

*Iced_jules, in tears, turns and runs off the stage, revealing a large brown stain on the back of his pants*

*Crowd laughs, boos, and mocks him*

*Suddenly, a huge creature emerges on stage, picking up the mic that Iced_jules dropped*

Monster: Who's ready for an ACTUAL concert!?

*Crowd erupts in excitement*

 

(Verse)

You can call yourself icy, but I have much cooler lines

So fuck off with your elementary schoolyard rhymes

Said I’m pushing 3 feet? Thanks for describing my dick

Because the only thing I’m pushing 3 feet in is your bitch

I’m a legitimate thug, a real G, I back up all my talk

You’ll see red on the street, and you’ll scream “He got our block!”

I got bigger issues to take care of, so bitch, get off my cock

You should watch the time asshole, you ain’t on my clock

You have the attitude of a damp sponge and the bars to match

No woman has ever touched you from your dick to your ass

If a female even looked at you, you’d probably collapse

But you’re poor as shit, that’s why you’ve never felt a rack

Iced_jules don’t got iced jewels, he a motherfucking poser

Even if he stood on my fucking head, he’d still be lower

This bitch broke as shit, that’s why he’s such a loner

He should just surrender and accept me as his owner

 

(Chorus)

Now lemme hear you say “Iced_jules is a bum”

Now lemme hear you say “Iced_jules is a bum”

Now lemme hear you say “Iced_jules is a bum”

Now lemme hear you say “Iced_jules is a bum”

 

(Verse 2)

You’re an ice whore, an eyesore, you suck and you’re unpopular

That’s why your mom had a thermometer turn on in her

Because I fucked that horny slut and jumpstarted her heart monitor

She choked and gagged on my dick, yeah the bitch a vomiter

Shawty got DSLs just like your fucking profile picture

Bitch I’m a cannibal, and I’ve selected you as my next dinner

Got a Smith and Wesson rifle, finger on the pin, pull the trigger

Organ-ize your guts, then I begin feasting on your liver

Cause you yap, you cap, you don’t rap, and that’s that

But I have a knack for stacking facts and cracking the wack

I’m running laps, won’t see me slack, so bitch throw it back

But I ain’t talkin bout catch, nah I’m talkin bout ass

 

(Chorus)

Now lemme hear you say “Iced_jules is a bum”

Now lemme hear you say “Iced_jules is a bum”

Now lemme hear you say “Iced_jules is a bum”

Now lemme hear you say “Iced_jules is a bum”

 

(Verse 3)

You’re iced up cause you ain’t about the heat, like cold oatmeal

Claiming you a savage but you're average, you have no skill

Thinking you’re a king, only crown you wear is from a toy chest

I’m should be a fucking exterminator the way I destroy pests

You use #2 pencils because shit is all that you write

Your disses are crap, yeah they’re reflections of your life

And I’m boutta take a dump on you, treat you like a squat toilet

Log so large your throat won’t be able to hold it

And this shit is all natural, laxatives ain’t allowed

Never get lyrical constipation, I just squirt this shit out

Turned the toilet water brown because my drip’s so hard

Dirty ring surrounding the water like the coast guard

You belong in a waste treatment plant with all the other garbage

So I’m flushing you like the condom I fucked your mom with

I fertilized that fuckin prostitute, yeah, manure

Your destiny is to end up in the depths of the sewer

 

(Chorus)

Now lemme hear you say “Iced_jules is a bum”

Now lemme hear you say “Iced_jules is a bum”

Now lemme hear you say “Iced_jules is a bum”

Now lemme hear you say “Iced_jules is a bum”