BUILDING BLUEPRINT
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- Ay, I may have just found [the real P. Diddy](See next annotation), and his name is Crispy.
- [But it's more like C. Diddy, and he's a fuckin' danger to humanity.](P. Diddy is a known pedophile. Pedophiles are usually a danger to kids and society. C also sounds a lot like P, so it's a play on P. Diddy, replacing the P with a C, hence C. Diddy)
- Not only does he look like he might fuck kids, his raps are also shitty.
- You're self absorbed as fuck because he keeps gettin' humbled by his enemies.
- It guess that's what happens when all his mom does is fuckin' [smother him with love.](When you smother someone with love, it means you give them so much love and attention that they become less independent.)
- [This bitch ain't no dove, although he got pooped on by and choked on one.](Triple meaning. A dove is a person who advocates peace, and Crispy2024 is not peaceful, so he's not a dove. A dove is always a bird, and birds are known to poop on people. Dove is also a brand of healthcare products, which include shampoo, so I'm saying Crispy2024 choked on shampoo)
- [Listen, my name is G LOCK 'cause I'm a fuckin' dissing gun.](If you take the dash out of G LOCK, it becomes GLOCK, and a glock is a gun)
- You have two abilities, showing zero humility and causin' a hell lotta drama.
- I'm laughing my ass off at the fact you think highlighting makes you a lyrical god.
- You probably highlight more than anyone else and y'all stil suck a lot.
- I'm not even gonna tell ya to watch it, 'cause [this entire site already had you dropped.](The entirety of this site hates Crispy2024, even GoldenShower)
- And I guess that's why you can only get recognition by makin' new opps.
- I only made opps to showcase my roasting skills, but you're just bitching.
- You pathetic loser, a deeper grave is all you're digging.
- You know you're getting destroyed, this shit is lyrical whipping.
- Apologize for yo birth immediately, I ain't even fuckin' kidding.
- And now let's compare and contrast Crispy and Shavan since they're both bitches.
- And so are EnergyDriven and HotSanta, the last three's dicks combined ain't even an inch.
- This is on Shavan, but [HotSanta got his ass beat numerous times by the Grinch.](This is a diss to GlockSanta before his part, Santa and the Grinch hate each other, so HotSanta got destroyed by all his enemies, including the Grinch)
- I'll watch ya cry when you get banned and laugh, and I won't even flinch.
- Now on Shavan, and that gay dickhead is actually a major whore.
- You're [the other one](Shavan talks about people's dick sizes sometimes, but so does GlockSanta, but he does it all the time) talkin' about dick sizes, but you look like you watch porn.
- You know how bad your [challengers](Referring to everyone he battled since he lost every battle. He lost to JimmyRhymes, Magnet, GenXjeezy, Symbiote, Tewsly, and Web_Alternate) destroyed you, and it makes you so sore.
- You probably just stay in yo mom's basement all day, you can't even fit through the door,
- [Quit copyin' HotSanta's flow](HotSanta is the OG when it comes to talking about dick sizes, which Shavan is copying), he's only capable of talkin' about people's dick sizes.
- Ok, but also please explain how [Jason has this many disguises.](Referring to all the alts Jason has. GoldenShower, GlockSanta, Shavan, Energydriven, just to name a few)
- Please stay off this site for 2 minutes before I can confirm you're definitely lifeless.
- You're probably at least 35, but you still act very childish.
- Your name is Shavan, but you [don't fit the definition.](The meaning of Shavan is humble. Shavan is not humble)
- You're a fuckin' loser, and that's probably why you get no attention or recognition.
- In all of yo disses, all you're capable of is missin'.
- To exterminate and smoke hoes like you is my fuckin' mission.
- And EnergyDriven is just about as much of a fuckin' loser,
- As Shavan, that bitch knows I'm way fuckin' cooler.
- He can't talk shit in real life because he's just about as [soft as his computer.](Software in computers. Also, if EnergyDriven can't talk shit on a computer, he probably can't talk shit in real life)
- Getting butt fucked by gay men and playing with digital man boobs is that hoe's fuckin' future.
- He's probably unsatisfied because he didn't piss off enough people today.
- He's been butthurt for the last 24 minutes, call that shit a [holiday.](A holiday can also mean a vacation, and since EnergyDriven is a fucking loser who spends way too much time with his computer, being offline for 24 minutes would be a "vacation for him".)
- [He's also been butt fucked, and that's why he sendin' me all this hate.](Fuck is usually used in a sexual context but can also mean beating someone up, which hurts. So EnergyDriven has probably been butt fucked, otherwise he wouldn't be this butt hurt)
- That bitch just wrote another shitty rap, and now he'll fuckin' pay.
- [We all know the only thing you impressive at is suckin' dick.](Referring to EnergyDriven's song I'm Impressive)
- You make way more pussy moves than imaginable, and that shit's chronic.
- When I asked yo "mommy" to describe yo birth, she said "tragic".
- In fact, don't be surprised if this diss becomes a fuckin' classic.
- If you really get women, you shouldn't need [Katherine](Katherine_Blades) for affection.
- [Maybe you should find a mirror in prison and fill out a reflection,](A reflection sheet is something you might get when you're misbehaving and you're supposed to think about it, also a reflection in the mirror)
- And then you'll realize you're a major loser and that ain't no question.
- And when you get abandoned on this site, don't get mad and pull up on me wit' a weapon.
- And finally, we got HotSanta, who's the most retarded and whiny bitch.
- In fact, that man is such a bitch, he doesn't even deserve a dick.
- [The only way you can lose your virginity is penetrating other gay men's dicks.](Gay joke, which I also pulled on one of his alt accounts, GoldenShower)
- Nobody likes a bitchin' loser, and that probably explains why you have no chicks.
- [What you and alsparx are committing is called identity theft, you fuckin' loser.](Referring to GenXjeezy, KO Doomzday, Infinity888 etc. getting impersonated. Theft =stealing, and they're basically stealing the identities of others, so they're basically committing indentity theft)
- ["It wasn't a crime back in my day", well, OK boomer.](Back in my day is a common statement for boomers. Also, identity theft wasn't actually a crime until 1998)
- [You can't even get within 3 miles of a woman, so it's hard to believe you'd get bitches wetter.](Rebuttal to one of the lines from HotSanta's song You're A Punk I'm A Hunk)
- You're probably still 40 but you're still a fuckin' bedwetter.
- [You're so fuckin' pathetic you needed Coindrop to help you in this war.](HotSanta tried to milk Coindrop for a verse to use as a diss)
- Your raps are so fuckin' shitty, go the fuck back to the bar.
- By the way, you'd look like you'd get your ass beat by a fuckin' digital avatar.
- [The fact you still haven't been put on Neighborhood Watch is just plain bizarre.](See next annotation)
- I guess you didn't [register](Sex offender registry, also requires sex offenders to be placed on Neighborhood Watch, because of Megan's Law), or they didn't suspect you since you ain't shit.
- And you're so unattractive, even in your dreams, you can't get a bitch.
- [But what nobody told this hoe is that a pimp is just a greedier version of a simp.](A pimp is just a combination of the words prostitute and simp. A pimp is someone who gets clients for prostitutes and takes their money. HotSanta is basically just simping for prostitutes just to steal all the money he didn't deserve)
- [Now shut the fuck up and try rapping about something besides the sizes of dicks. (Pedophile)](All HotSanta can rap about is other people's dick sizes, some of which are minors, which makes him a pedophile. He even called me a 12 year old virgin and made a song called Show Me Your Meat Or I'm Finna Crash Out)
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