C. Diddy, H.S Kelly And The Dick...
• Written by G-LOCK • Featuring Crispy2024, Energydriven, and Shavan
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Ay, I may have just found the real P. Diddy, and his name is Crispy.
But it's more like C. Diddy, and he's a fuckin' danger to humanity.
Not only does he look like he might fuck kids, his raps are also shitty.
You're self-absorbed as fuck because he keeps gettin' humbled by his enemies.
It guess that's what happens when all his mom does is fuckin' smother him with love.
This bitch ain't no dove, although he got pooped on by and choked on one.
Listen, my name is G-LOCK 'cause I'm a fuckin' dissing gun.
You have two abilities, showing zero humility and causin' a hell lotta drama.
I'm laughing my ass off at the fact you think highlighting makes you a lyrical god.
You probably highlight more than anyone else and y'all stil suck a lot.
I'm not even gonna tell ya to watch it, 'cause this entire site already had you dropped.
And I guess that's why you can only get recognition by makin' new opps.
I only made opps to showcase my roasting skills, but you're just bitching.
You pathetic loser, a deeper grave is all you're digging.
You know you're getting destroyed, this shit is lyrical whipping.
Apologize for yo birth immediately, I ain't even fuckin' kidding.
And now let's compare and contrast Crispy and Shavan since they're both bitches.
And so are EnergyDriven and HotSanta, the last three's dicks combined ain't even an inch.
This is on Shavan, but HotSanta got his ass beat numerous times by the Grinch.
I'll watch ya cry when you get banned and laugh, and I won't even flinch.
Now on Shavan, and that gay dickhead is actually a major whore.
You're the other one talkin' about dick sizes, but you look like you watch porn.
You know how bad your challengers destroyed you, and it makes you so sore.
You probably just stay in yo mom's basement all day, you can't even fit through the door,
Quit copyin' HotSanta's flow, he's only capable of talkin' about people's dick sizes.
Ok, but also please explain how Jason has this many disguises.
Please stay off this site for 2 minutes before I can confirm you're definitely lifeless.
You're probably at least 35, but you still act very childish.
Your name is Shavan, but you don't fit the definition.
You're a fuckin' loser, and that's probably why you get no attention or recognition.
In all of yo disses, all you're capable of is missin'.
To exterminate and smoke hoes like you is my fuckin' mission.
And EnergyDriven is just about as much of a fuckin' loser,
As Shavan, that bitch knows I'm way fuckin' cooler.
He can't talk shit in real life because he's just about as soft as his computer.
Getting butt-fucked by gay men and playing with digital man boobs is that hoe's fuckin' future.
He's probably unsatisfied because he didn't piss off enough people today.
He's been butthurt for the last 24 minutes, call that shit a holiday.
He's also been butt-fucked, and that's why he sendin' me all this hate.
That bitch just wrote another shitty rap, and now he'll fuckin' pay.
We all know the only thing you impressive at is suckin' dick.
You make way more pussy moves than imaginable, and that shit's chronic.
When I asked yo "mommy" to describe yo birth, she said "tragic".
In fact, don't be surprised if this diss becomes a fuckin' classic.
If you really get women, you shouldn't need Katherine for affection.
Maybe you should find a mirror in prison and fill out a reflection,
And then you'll realize you're a major loser and that ain't no question.
And when you get abandoned on this site, don't get mad and pull up on me wit' a weapon.
And finally, we got HotSanta, who's the most retarded and whiny bitch.
In fact, that man is such a bitch, he doesn't even deserve a dick.
The only way you can lose your virginity is penetrating other gay men's dicks.
Nobody likes a bitchin' loser, and that probably explains why you have no chicks.
What you and alsparx are committing is called identity theft, you fuckin' loser.
"It wasn't a crime back in my day", well, OK boomer.
You can't even get within 3 miles of a woman, so it's hard to believe you'd get bitches wetter.
You're probably still 40 but you're still a fuckin' bedwetter.
You're so fuckin' pathetic you needed Coindrop to help you in this war.
Your raps are so fuckin' shitty, go the fuck back to the bar.
By the way, you'd look like you'd get your ass beat by a fuckin' digital avatar.
The fact you still haven't been put on Neighborhood Watch is just plain bizarre.
I guess you didn't register, or they didn't suspect you since you ain't shit.
And you're so unattractive, even in your dreams, you can't get a bitch.
But what nobody told this hoe is that a pimp is just a greedier version of a simp.
Now shut the fuck up and try rapping about something besides the sizes of dicks. (Pedophile)
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G-LOCK
Member since May 20 2024