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Lazy-E
- Yo I got my glasses on
- about to spit this song
- Bitches don't like it
- well they can go ahead and bite it
- (My dick that is)
- Have a seat on this bench
- You see right here I'm the mensch and you're Wench
- Or in a less shakespearian term
- You accept cash to get filled with sperm
- BUURN
- Damn Lazies lyrics so slimey dog
- hope they don't Crucify me at the synagogue
- I take a shit on other rappers look like a log
- I had them chalked up as frauds
- and Chopped up In my Killer monologue
- Damn das brutal Lazy E
- Excuse me a minute gotta bang this French Broad
- Oui OUI OUIIIII
- No fo real though a sick flow spout from this bro
- Just ask that French hoe
- I don't think she could handle my Tempo
- Know what you're thinking, THIS LAZY GUYS A PRO
- Hold up now, slow, I'm not even halfway through the show
- Ok, *Ahem* here we go
- I'm constantly improving
- other rapper snoozing they hit a plateau
- Can't even match me blow for blow no quid pro quo
- Hello this is Emilio
- person of Mexico and master of taekwondo
- And your nation I have come to overthrow
- WHOOOOOAAAAAAAWWWW
- My Rhymes are sublime they're right on time
- So smart you need to pause, stop, and rewind
- But there is no time
- Get me a twist of lime for my lyrical crime
- Just Lazy E sittin' here by the fire spittin' fire
- Lazy E drinking fine tea in swedish Attire
- Hide your daughter, your sweet minor
- You know she give me boner that sinner I might just phone her
- Don't you dare Deny this Avenger
- This Professor on a bender
- Just remember I will bend her whenever
- Cause I don't fuck
- I stare you down AND back up
- Don't rub this Lazy E the wrong way
- Don't call him Jose
- Don't deny him Stairway
- Don't let your eyes stray
- Don't compare him to Dr.Dre
- Don't talk during the movie
- Don't Deny him Bootay
- Don't skip the foreplay
- Nay, Sometimes that's OK
- Mostly on Holiday
- Anyway the point is Don't fuck with Lazy
- Cause you can bet I got an Uzi
- And maybe I get boozy
- And the paparazzi gets salty
- Surly you can guess what happens next
- Heck, Molly Peck can recollect
- The last time that happened
- We was layin is Satin in manhattin
- after a sexual reaction
- When a knock came at the door
- "FUCK OFF" I swore with a roar
- But the knocking persisted
- Goddam I was gifted
- Cause Every single bullet I fired
- Was planted in the paparazzi,
- Bet they were sad they were hired
- "What a pack of lies Lazy E, you wouldn't such a thing"
- I'm more than angry I'm Seething
- You don't believe that I would?!?!?
- I was sexting While you was Teething
- I was drinking while you was crawling
- I was Rapping While you was wheezing
- And I was Ballin' While you was Bawling
- I Spit Fire and you drool on your diaper
- Lazy E is gunfire, Oakland cops worst nightmare
- But more than that Lazy E is a symbol
- He's a pistol and a sickle
- A Comical testicle
- The Grinches tickled nipple
- He's the nonsensical non sequitur
- The rhetorical giggle
- And a historical Riddle
- A Lyrical Philosopher
- The diabolical Theoretical
- Metaphysical Jew
- WOO HOO
- Like the sound you make all the way home
- BOO HOO
- The sound of squeezing nipples
- BOOB BOOB
- The sound of the sirens coming after my Ass
- WOOP WOOP
- The sound of that Frenchie coming for my Blast
- oui OUI OUIIIIII
- So now you heard it from the very best, above all the rest
- Who won't rest until he tastes the zesty breast of success
- He's full of excess and undress
- A true inspiration I must confess
- I'm the king of the diction and the king of the dick son
- God bless this fresh threat
- He's Lazy E nothing more nothing less
- You get the picture I digress
- Frat Sub
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