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Ambien Rap

  1. Ambien rap
  2.  
  3. Chorus:
  4.  
  5. Will the Ambien Walrus Please Fuck Off?
  6. He comes to me and tells me to do stuff
  7. Like cutting my hair off
  8. Until all the ladies are scared off
  9. I wish we'd never been paired off
  10. So Will the Ambien Walrus Please Fuck Off?
  11. Will the Ambien Walrus Please Fuck Off?
  12.  
  13.  
  14. Verse
  15.  
  16. I take joy rides on ambien while I beat off like a champion, call all of my ex's til I'm crying and rambling.
  17. Addicted to gambling, preferably Russian roulette,
  18. Suicidal, because I have no hair on my genitals yet
  19.  
  20. But I'll still get your genitals wet
  21. Turn your coochie to a slip and slide
  22. Or grab your head In a jacuzzi if you try to get slick and hide.
  23. Women move me with their beauty but you need to understand the truth B and that's the fact that
  24. I like booty better on the inside.
  25.  
  26. I go everywhere commando
  27. The cold wind blows against my dick til it's
  28. convinced it's
  29. Rambo
  30. I shoot a load like blammo
  31. Inside a groovy realtor
  32. And then I bring a pound of ammo
  33. to a movie theatre.
  34.  
  35. Born leader
  36. Heartful but I'm dumb
  37. I tried to fuck you in the dark and left
  38. You're armpit full of cum
  39. Yea guess I missed the mark there
  40. Shooting in dark there,
  41. but my heart told me to help you comb your glob of underarm hair
  42.  
  43. I'm might judge you from my armchair
  44. Just to determine your
  45. moral health
  46. I might be more easy on you if you give me some
  47. oral help.
  48.  
  49. Chorus:
  50.  
  51. Will the Ambien Walrus Please Fuck Off?
  52. He comes to me and tells me to do stuff
  53. Like cutting my hair off
  54. Until all the ladies are scared off
  55. I wish we'd never been paired off
  56. So Will the Ambien Walrus Please Fuck Off?
  57. Will the Ambien Walrus Please Fuck Off?
  58.  
  59.  
  60. Verse 2:
  61.  
  62. Been known to snore and belch
  63. I'm very hard to sleep with
  64. But I'll bet every whore in hell
  65. Sexual diseases are a big myth
  66. Started by the government
  67. To sell us condoms and keep us from breeding
  68. Too bad we are cavemen at heart, practically heathens and when the steaks are up mad cow won't
  69. even keep us from eating.
  70.  
  71. My mother does gardening and weeding,
  72. This used to be a nice town,
  73. But the lawless walrus is back now and he wants to help you burn your house down.
  74.  
  75. I listened to him long ago
  76. As the night set in
  77. It took me two month straight to grow my eyebrows back in.
  78.  
  79. I bought a chandelier on eBay
  80. But I gave it to my mom for christmas
  81. But I'm still haunted by a walrus with a pointless wish list.
  82.  
  83. Eat 40 fishsticks
  84. then Lick dirty dishes
  85. then please Use your dick as bait to catch delicious fishes
  86.  
  87. He's like an evil mistress
  88. That makes me get carried away
  89. That tries to get pregnant so we could get married today
  90.  
  91. I hate your guts you walrus, and I know that your not real
  92. But you might be right that I should write love letters in blood to Jessica Biel.
  93.  
  94. Along with some chocolates
  95. And a dozen roses
  96. You make me even more extravagant
  97. When I double up my doses.

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