Ambien Rap

Ambien rap

 

Chorus:

 

Will the Ambien Walrus Please Fuck Off?

He comes to me and tells me to do stuff

Like cutting my hair off

Until all the ladies are scared off

I wish we'd never been paired off

So Will the Ambien Walrus Please Fuck Off?

Will the Ambien Walrus Please Fuck Off?

 

 

Verse

 

I take joy rides on ambien while I beat off like a champion, call all of my ex's til I'm crying and rambling.

Addicted to gambling, preferably Russian roulette,

Suicidal, because I have no hair on my genitals yet

 

But I'll still get your genitals wet

Turn your coochie to a slip and slide

Or grab your head In a jacuzzi if you try to get slick and hide.

Women move me with their beauty but you need to understand the truth B and that's the fact that

I like booty better on the inside.

 

I go everywhere commando

The cold wind blows against my dick til it's

convinced it's

Rambo

I shoot a load like blammo

Inside a groovy realtor

And then I bring a pound of ammo

to a movie theatre.

 

Born leader

Heartful but I'm dumb

I tried to fuck you in the dark and left

You're armpit full of cum

Yea guess I missed the mark there

Shooting in dark there,

but my heart told me to help you comb your glob of underarm hair

 

I'm might judge you from my armchair

Just to determine your

moral health

I might be more easy on you if you give me some

oral help.

 

Chorus:

 

Will the Ambien Walrus Please Fuck Off?

He comes to me and tells me to do stuff

Like cutting my hair off

Until all the ladies are scared off

I wish we'd never been paired off

So Will the Ambien Walrus Please Fuck Off?

Will the Ambien Walrus Please Fuck Off?

 

 

Verse 2:

 

Been known to snore and belch

I'm very hard to sleep with

But I'll bet every whore in hell

Sexual diseases are a big myth

Started by the government

To sell us condoms and keep us from breeding

Too bad we are cavemen at heart, practically heathens and when the steaks are up mad cow won't

even keep us from eating.

 

My mother does gardening and weeding,

This used to be a nice town,

But the lawless walrus is back now and he wants to help you burn your house down.

 

I listened to him long ago

As the night set in

It took me two month straight to grow my eyebrows back in.

 

I bought a chandelier on eBay

But I gave it to my mom for christmas

But I'm still haunted by a walrus with a pointless wish list.

 

-Eat 40 fishsticks

-then Lick dirty dishes

-then please Use your dick as bait to catch delicious fishes

 

He's like an evil mistress

That makes me get carried away

That tries to get pregnant so we could get married today

 

I hate your guts you walrus, and I know that your not real

But you might be right that I should write love letters in blood to Jessica Biel.

 

Along with some chocolates

And a dozen roses

You make me even more extravagant

When I double up my doses.