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My Name Is

  1. [Produced by Dr. Dre]
  2. [Intro]
  3. Excuse me!
  4. Can I have the attention of the class for one second?
  5.  
  6. [Verse 1]
  7. Hi, kids! Do you like violence? Wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids?
  8. Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did?
  9. Try 'cid and get fucked up worse than my life is?
  10. My brain's dead weight, I'm trying to get my head straight
  11. But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate
  12. And Dr. Dre said "Slim Shady, you a basehead!"
  13. Uh uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man, you wasted!"
  14. Well, since age twelve I felt like I'm someone else
  15. ‘Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
  16. Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off, and smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
  17. I smoke a fat pound of grass, and fall on my ass
  18. Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast
  19. Come here, slut! "Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl, dog!"
  20. I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off
  21. [Verse 2]
  22. My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high
  23. Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be 35
  24. I smacked him in his face with an eraser
  25. Chased him with a stapler
  26. Stapled his nuts to a stack of papers
  27. Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
  28. Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup
  29. Extraterrestrial, running over pedestrians in a spaceship
  30. While they're screaming at me, "Let's just be friends!"
  31. 99 percent of my life I was lied to
  32. I just found out my mom does more dope than I do
  33. I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
  34. Make a record about doing drugs and name it after her
  35. You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
  36. And try to touch your hands like some screaming Usher fans
  37. This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph
  38. So I signed it: "Dear Dave, thanks for the support, asshole!"
  39. [Verse 3]
  40. Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (GET 'EM!)
  41. Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, operate!
  42. I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die
  43. I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
  44. Am I coming or going? I can barely decide
  45. I just drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive?
  46. All my life I was very deprived
  47. I ain't had a woman in years, my palms too hairy to hide
  48. Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk
  49. I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks
  50. When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
  51. How you gonna breastfeed me, Mom? You ain't got no tits!
  52. I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
  53. Put a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head
  54. I'm steaming mad and by the way, when you see my dad
  55. Tell him that I slit his throat in this dream I had

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