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Bad Santa

  1. Splatter, down goes the platter,
  2. becoming fatter and fatter.
  3. Chatter and banter, it’s the time of year
  4. but where the fuck’s Santa?
  5. With his sack filled with six packs,
  6. unwrapped, cause I'm too lazy
  7. to peel the fucking paper back.
  8. Like you... I'm stirred like a cold brew.
  9. CHEW CHEW CHEW... Just like trains do,
  10. but you best had move or I’ll CHEW through you!
  11. but I know how to throw a fist,
  12. better than your aim when you take a piss,
  13. until you blist er… Did it burn?
  14. Have you not learned to be less concerned
  15. when the pain is too unbearable
  16. you can no longer pretend like it didn’t hurt?
  17. HA.. Well I hope it did, like it did
  18. when I put my dick in your ear,
  19. jammed a gear and it popped out your rear.
  20. FEAR, the chill that creeps up on you still,
  21. cause it was you who rained over Santa's deers.
  22. Now he's pissed, he's raised his whip,
  23. imprinted your ass,spit and MADE YOU HIS BITCH.
  24. he throws a stick and shouts
  25. "fetch you little fucking shit"
  26. and you dash, snow thrashing with passion
  27. as if he had held your kids for ransom.
  28. Now he's dancing, whilst he's glancing
  29. at your mother unwrap her new sex contraption.
  30. I'm laughing, whilst he's advancing in on
  31. your mansion, "you greedy fuckers", he's jelous
  32. and starts trashing and fucking smashing,
  33. pull's down his pants
  34. to give your fish a new 'stone' to sniff
  35. "OH DEEELISH!".. Bad Santa!
  36. he's drinking your favorite can of Fanta,
  37. jacking off in your text books, but you won't know
  38. which is soggy till you take look.

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