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  1.  
  2. [Luigi:]
  3. Princess Peach, won't you listen to my speech
  4. I don't have any stars of invincibility
  5. But you're the brightest star in the sky tonight for me
  6. I'm your Luigi
  7.  
  8. [Mario:]
  9. What up, bitch?! I got a 1UP, bitch!
  10. What's inside that Question Block? It's my dick!
  11. It's a me a Mario I'm more Italian than pastrami
  12. I'll take you by the peaches and give you the hot salami
  13. I saved you from dragons and evil Boos that are spooky
  14. Must I be a raccoon to get inside your Tanooki?
  15. I will mount you like Yoshi and show you things you've never seen
  16. My mushroom's now mega if you know what I mean
  17. So suck it!
  18.  
  19. [Luigi:]
  20. Mario, you always do this shit
  21. I like a girl and then you ruin it
  22. By yelling stuff about your dick
  23. Until they go away
  24.  
  25. [Peach:]
  26. Hey, Luigi, it's okay
  27. That Mario's a bit risqué
  28. Just tell me what you need to say
  29. Please don't be afraid!
  30.  
  31. [Luigi:]
  32. Oh, Princess!
  33. It means so much for me to hear you say that.
  34. The only thing I've ever wanted to tell you is that GOD DAMN IT
  35.  
  36. [Mario:]
  37. I'm here to pleasure that ass!
  38. I'd like to go first, Princess, but I always come last
  39. And you say we'll get together but I'm jackin' off alone
  40. Koopa Troopa skeletons aren't the only Dry Bones!
  41. I am tired of your run around it's such a fuckin' hassle
  42. I go through shit and then you're in another fuckin' castle
  43. You gotta think about it? Well I don't believe the hype
  44. You'll have a lot of time to think when you are smokin' on my Warp Pipe!
  45.  
  46. [Peach:]
  47. Oh Em Gee!
  48. I can't decide on which of you should be the guy
  49. To take me on your mustache ride that'll redefine my life
  50.  
  51. [Luigi +Peach:]
  52. I'm ready to give love a shot
  53. It's not about how many coins you've got
  54. I just know I like you a lot
  55.  
  56. [Mario:]
  57. Yo sluts! Check out my yacht!
  58.  
  59. [Luigi:]
  60. Ugh!
  61.  
  62. [Luigi:]
  63. Let me take you on a magic kart ride
  64. [Mario:]
  65. I'll bust all yo' balloons when I smack your backside
  66. [Luigi:]
  67. We'll have some fun, I'll bring my friends along
  68. [Mario:]
  69. I'll kick that Donkey Kong right in his konkey dong
  70.  
  71. [Mario:]
  72. Come on, Peach! It's time to make your choice!
  73. I'm the only plumber that can make your boobies rejoice
  74. Green lanky ass brother ain't got shit on me
  75. It's time to live out our story of the Princess and the pea (nis!)
  76.  
  77. [Mario:]
  78. So! Who's it gonna be, Princess?
  79.  
  80. [Peach:]
  81. I choose... Toad!
  82.  
  83. [Mario +Luigi:]
  84. TOAD?!
  85.  
  86. [Peach:]
  87. Well his whole body's shaped like a dick.
  88.  
  89. [Mario:]
  90. Ohhhh, mhm, yeah, definitely
  91. [Luigi:]
  92. Oh, yeah, okay, mushrooms look like dicks, yeah huh

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