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Rap Disaster

  1. Check these slow pokes trippin' like they're piss drunk,
  2. Actin' like you don't know, yo you look a bit stumped,
  3. Now you heard my dope flow, yes I'm really this nuts
  4. Went to the same school as Otis Sistrunk
  5. This punk reminds me of my toilet all he does is swill shit
  6. You gotta chill bitch, you're wilder than Will Smith
  7. You are still kitsch, tryin' to make an ill hit,
  8. Hit the kill switch, now I'm blocking like Rocky
  9. Bleier, decleating haters tryin' to stop me
  10. Like you suckers talking loud dressin' shoddy
  11. Like you bitches walking 'round actin' snotty
  12. Got a sweet tooth, polish off a box of Pocky
  13. Skipped the Jays game to watch junior B hockey
  14. Cause why smoke weed when you can drink black coffee?
  15. Hi ho peeps, I light the lamp like Crosby
  16. You heard Van City's finest man, so back the hell up off me
  17.  
  18. Can't you see that I'm the ethereal undefeated?
  19. Don't you know a rap superior when you see him?
  20. Don't you know enough to leave well enough alone?
  21. Don't you know you can't get blood out of a stone?
  22. What makes you think you can step to this intellectual?
  23. Every exerted effort is ineffectual
  24. But you insist on going bar for bar, that'd be
  25. A real rap disaster, if you really wanna battle me
  26.  
  27. So just what's a man in my position to do?
  28. With a dumb fuck flexin but he won't leave his booth
  29. He's not Superman, he's Eric Bischoff playing the jester
  30. Kick it off, I'll just run it back like Devin Hester
  31. It's a standoff, somethin kinda like a rap Western
  32. You Mad Dog Tannen, gettin' mad &panickin'
  33. I'm chillin' like a mannequin, grinnin' like Zapp Brannigan
  34. Waiting for you to finish your little rap shenanigans
  35. Little man's disease got you feeling like you're Little Mac,
  36. But I could call you Glass Joe, asshole!
  37. Come on, fatso, let me feel your best haymaker,
  38. This is the Northwest and I'm a motherfucking rainmaker
  39. Tonight's Doppler forecast is a for a shit storm,
  40. Get Dennis Hopper wasted, hop a jet and get born.
  41. There's a bomb on board, hotshot, pop quiz:
  42. Who's got two thumbs and makes other rappers say, "aww shit!"
  43.  
  44. Can't you see that I'm the ethereal undefeated?
  45. Don't you know a rap superior when you see him?
  46. Don't you know enough to leave well enough alone?
  47. Don't you know you can't get blood out of a stone?
  48. What makes you think you can step to this intellectual?
  49. Every exerted effort is ineffectual
  50. But you insist on going bar for bar, that'd be
  51. A real rap disaster, if you really wanna battle me
  52.  
  53. I D S P I S P O P D
  54. Or, if you prefer, D N K R O Z
  55. That's some God mode shit, I'm omnipotent,
  56. You cockroach Vince D'Onofrio bitch
  57. I'm like Agent K, it's safe to say I'll waste you in a major way
  58. Haters say, "I think I'll run away until the danger fades."
  59. Mater dei! Wants to be hard, but wears tartan
  60. I'm a rap Game Genie, I never lose my Starman!
  61. Flashing through different colours like Maryland Terrapins
  62. I hit these little bitches dirty like James Harrison
  63. Fuck a personal foul, I'm just hurtin' 'em now
  64. I ain't lyin' in wait, get to merkin' 'em down
  65. So hot, it's like Mercury's far away from the sun
  66. All your verses are perjury, how are you gonna murder me?
  67. How have you never heard of me, I'm rap's Ron Burgundy,
  68. The boss, I got the whole game under the gun
  69.  
  70. Can't you see that I'm the ethereal undefeated?
  71. Don't you know a rap superior when you see him?
  72. Don't you know enough to leave well enough alone?
  73. Don't you know you can't get blood out of a stone?
  74. What makes you think you can step to this intellectual?
  75. Every exerted effort is ineffectual
  76. But you insist on going bar for bar, that'd be
  77. A real rap disaster, if you really wanna battle me
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