Rap Disaster

Check these slow pokes trippin' like they're piss drunk,

Actin' like you don't know, yo you look a bit stumped,

Now you heard my dope flow, yes I'm really this nuts

Went to the same school as Otis Sistrunk

This punk reminds me of my toilet all he does is swill shit

You gotta chill bitch, you're wilder than Will Smith

You are still kitsch, tryin' to make an ill hit,

Hit the kill switch, now I'm blocking like Rocky

Bleier, decleating haters tryin' to stop me

Like you suckers talking loud dressin' shoddy

Like you bitches walking 'round actin' snotty

Got a sweet tooth, polish off a box of Pocky

Skipped the Jays game to watch junior B hockey

Cause why smoke weed when you can drink black coffee?

Hi ho peeps, I light the lamp like Crosby

You heard Van City's finest man, so back the hell up off me

 

Can't you see that I'm the ethereal undefeated?

Don't you know a rap superior when you see him?

Don't you know enough to leave well enough alone?

Don't you know you can't get blood out of a stone?

What makes you think you can step to this intellectual?

Every exerted effort is ineffectual

But you insist on going bar for bar, that'd be

A real rap disaster, if you really wanna battle me

 

So just what's a man in my position to do?

With a dumb fuck flexin but he won't leave his booth

He's not Superman, he's Eric Bischoff playing the jester

Kick it off, I'll just run it back like Devin Hester

It's a standoff, somethin kinda like a rap Western

You Mad Dog Tannen, gettin' mad & panickin'

I'm chillin' like a mannequin, grinnin' like Zapp Brannigan

Waiting for you to finish your little rap shenanigans

Little man's disease got you feeling like you're Little Mac,

But I could call you Glass Joe, asshole!

Come on, fatso, let me feel your best haymaker,

This is the Northwest and I'm a motherfucking rainmaker

Tonight's Doppler forecast is a for a shit storm,

Get Dennis Hopper wasted, hop a jet and get born.

There's a bomb on board, hotshot, pop quiz:

Who's got two thumbs and makes other rappers say, "aww shit!"

 

Can't you see that I'm the ethereal undefeated?

Don't you know a rap superior when you see him?

Don't you know enough to leave well enough alone?

Don't you know you can't get blood out of a stone?

What makes you think you can step to this intellectual?

Every exerted effort is ineffectual

But you insist on going bar for bar, that'd be

A real rap disaster, if you really wanna battle me

 

I D S P I S P O P D

Or, if you prefer, D N K R O Z

That's some God mode shit, I'm omnipotent,

You cockroach Vince D'Onofrio bitch

I'm like Agent K, it's safe to say I'll waste you in a major way

Haters say, "I think I'll run away until the danger fades."

Mater dei! Wants to be hard, but wears tartan

I'm a rap Game Genie, I never lose my Starman!

Flashing through different colours like Maryland Terrapins

I hit these little bitches dirty like James Harrison

Fuck a personal foul, I'm just hurtin' 'em now

I ain't lyin' in wait, get to merkin' 'em down

So hot, it's like Mercury's far away from the sun

All your verses are perjury, how are you gonna murder me?

How have you never heard of me, I'm rap's Ron Burgundy,

The boss, I got the whole game under the gun

 

Can't you see that I'm the ethereal undefeated?

Don't you know a rap superior when you see him?

Don't you know enough to leave well enough alone?

Don't you know you can't get blood out of a stone?

What makes you think you can step to this intellectual?

Every exerted effort is ineffectual

But you insist on going bar for bar, that'd be

A real rap disaster, if you really wanna battle me