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Rated G
- My friend challenged me to make a rap without cussing, that ain’t a challenge. Here we go.
- Uh I gotta make a song that is rated G so no cussing, also no apologize.
- Hey, I’m just gonna try to be me. Like after I cried watching toy story 3.
- I was like NO WOODY PLEASE. THERES GOTTA BE SOMETHING TO MAKE ANDY NOT LEAVE.
- Man that movie hurt, like chuck e cheese. After I saw that big mouse when I was three,
- and I got scared so I knocked out his teeth. I still feel bad for having him smell my feet.
- Now I’ma just go back to the beat. I swear this rap is going off free.
- Im tryna keep the same speed, mainly cause I don’t really wanna go off key.
- No cussing, there is no excuse for using any profanity, that should not be used.
- So if I manage to survive this calamity don’t put my body in the bag, and don’t bother me,
- cause I’m tryna keep my notoriety, now there’s no point to be fighting bees,
- because you should be aware they sting, like my rhymes when I say very mean things.
- Now without cussing my rhymes aren’t as clean, well they are, eh you know what I mean.
- What I’m tryna say is some won’t make sense. Polar bears fight a pig for bear defence.
- The pig knows how to fight, he knows a lot. He went and hit the bear with a pork chop.
- I see default shoes, so you know Ima cop. And you know in the hood I bump kids bop.
- When I was five I went to Build A Bear workshop. And I was an excited little boy
- So I started to hop,
- finding a bear that was worth a stop, till I found the one that was worth a shot.
- So I asked my mom if I can build a bear, she said not until you stop peeing in your underwear
- ,I said HEY THAT’S NOT FAIR. YOU KNOW I CANT CONTROL IT DOWN THERE.
- Now another time I played truth or dare. They said to do a wheelie on a wheelchair.
- I was like bet, I don’t care. Give me that thing and get some hardware.
- So I sat and I started to push. And I hit a guy who looked like George Bush.
- I remember when I was six, I was dumb enough to take some bum pics.
- I also went around the house with my pants down, moon all my brothers, I was a real clown, until
- my parents walked in with a real big frown, to see that the house had my butt wearing the crown
- So I didn’t look back and went shooka shooka, and my dad went ooga booga.
- He raised up his hand, and made a band, where my butt was the drums man.
- No more stories, now it’s time for some facts, like how Chris got me a new backpack.
- Alright, my favorite show is rick and morty. Ima watch that shizz till I’m forty.
- Actually is my favorite show a bit more sporty? Eh who cares, Oh my brothers are shorties.
- Now my favorite game is ghost recon. I love to use snipers, and have someone to peak on.
- Also my favorite drink is chocolate milk, I love how it goes down it’s just like silk.
- My favorite cookies are oreos.Canes is boring yo, my favorite tool in minecraft is the iron hoe.
- And my favorite animal is the mallard duck. Most people don’t like these, but I don’t give a fuck,
- SHIT FUCK FUCKING SHIT FUCK DAMMIT. Ugh Aw well. I tried guys. I don’t have it in me. Next time.
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