Rated G

My friend challenged me to make a rap without cussing, that ain’t a challenge. Here we go.

Uh I gotta make a song that is rated G so no cussing, also no apologize.

Hey, I’m just gonna try to be me. Like after I cried watching toy story 3.

I was like NO WOODY PLEASE. THERES GOTTA BE SOMETHING TO MAKE ANDY NOT LEAVE.

Man that movie hurt, like chuck e cheese. After I saw that big mouse when I was three,

and I got scared so I knocked out his teeth. I still feel bad for having him smell my feet.

Now I’ma just go back to the beat. I swear this rap is going off free.

Im tryna keep the same speed, mainly cause I don’t really wanna go off key.

No cussing, there is no excuse for using any profanity, that should not be used.

So if I manage to survive this calamity don’t put my body in the bag, and don’t bother me,

cause I’m tryna keep my notoriety, now there’s no point to be fighting bees,

because you should be aware they sting, like my rhymes when I say very mean things.

Now without cussing my rhymes aren’t as clean, well they are, eh you know what I mean.

What I’m tryna say is some won’t make sense. Polar bears fight a pig for bear defence.

The pig knows how to fight, he knows a lot. He went and hit the bear with a pork chop.

I see default shoes, so you know Ima cop. And you know in the hood I bump kids bop.

When I was five I went to Build-A-Bear workshop. And I was an excited little boy

So I started to hop,

finding a bear that was worth a stop, till I found the one that was worth a shot.

So I asked my mom if I can build a bear, she said not until you stop peeing in your underwear

, I said HEY THAT’S NOT FAIR. YOU KNOW I CANT CONTROL IT DOWN THERE.

Now another time I played truth or dare. They said to do a wheelie on a wheelchair.

I was like bet, I don’t care. Give me that thing and get some hardware.

So I sat and I started to push. And I hit a guy who looked like George Bush.

I remember when I was six, I was dumb enough to take some bum pics.

I also went around the house with my pants down, moon all my brothers, I was a real clown, until

my parents walked in with a real big frown, to see that the house had my butt wearing the crown

So I didn’t look back and went shooka shooka, and my dad went ooga booga.

He raised up his hand, and made a band, where my butt was the drums man.

No more stories, now it’s time for some facts, like how Chris got me a new backpack.

Alright, my favorite show is rick and morty. Ima watch that shizz till I’m forty.

Actually is my favorite show a bit more sporty? Eh who cares, Oh my brothers are shorties.

Now my favorite game is ghost recon. I love to use snipers, and have someone to peak on.

Also my favorite drink is chocolate milk, I love how it goes down it’s just like silk.

My favorite cookies are oreos.Canes is boring yo, my favorite tool in minecraft is the iron hoe.

And my favorite animal is the mallard duck. Most people don’t like these, but I don’t give a fuck,

SHIT FUCK FUCKING SHIT FUCK DAMMIT. Ugh Aw well. I tried guys. I don’t have it in me. Next time.