BUILDING BLUEPRINT
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Soups
- Just another day on the job...
- stopped my nemesis, a few men of his, and some other menaces,
- and on my way, saved an old lady gettin' robbed
- but fuck, this costume's itchy, and plus, it's a tad too silly
- it's also quite thrilling, and stopping these murderous villains makes me a damn killing,
- You'd think Super Strength would make me happy
- But goddamned Superman surpassed me.
- soon I will get revenge,
- I'll marry Lois Lane and then murder all his super friends
- So kids, don't miss the next issue, I'll be breaking into this bitch's igloo,
- looking for a zone I can kick this fuckin' dick into.
- Meanwhile, back at the Batcave, Robin is massagin' out Batman's back ache.
- Alfred's gone senile, but Gotham is awesome 'cause now you're not allowed out that late.
- And it's all thanks to me,
- stopped impending doom in an afternoon, soon I gave an amazing speech,
- and they raised a statue in my stature to commemorate my actions, too.
- Anyways, where's Aquaman when you need'em?
- Oh wait, you don't, any damn air breathin' heathen can defeat 'im
- A man that fishy is iffy, we oughta just fry him up and eat him.
- I wonder why wonder woman's actin' like such a bitch,
- She used the lasso, but called me an asshole when I said to suck my dick
- And if you though that was quick, Don't even get me started on The Flash,
- I dusted his ass so fast in the hundred thousand meter dash that even Green Lantern laughed
- Turns out, he'd been doping from the get go,
- I tried to help, but the Justice League had him let go
- I mean, what can you do?
- First this, now Hawkman's gettin' trapped in the zoo
- Bam, Wham, Pow, Boom
- It's hard to stop me when I can lift ten tons
- But honestly, it's all in good fun.
- I'd rather not worry, take a nap on the sun
- but this time Superman came back with a gun
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