BUILDING BLUEPRINT

Next level lyrical insight is a moment away.

Lyrical Analysis of...

Whacking Day

  1. Konnichi wa bitches! I'm guttin' up a fish
  2. Too big for its britches, and what a tasty dish
  3. He will make, been sleepin' on him since he went and sealed his fate
  4. He betrayed his babyface and now he's turned the heel way
  5. Fetal ways are how he lives his life, he's like a seagull chasing
  6. Beetle Bailey, a real feeble daisy
  7. Dropped a bitch cause she was crazy,
  8. Then he pulled a one eighty, now she's his raison d'ĂȘtre?
  9. He's a raisin from California, his vision's hazy
  10. Dazin' daily, singin' praise for his favourite lady
  11. When I say lady, I use the term loosely,
  12. And when I say loosely... you know what I mean :)
  13. He's an unfriendly ghost, hoes come before bros
  14. But moreso, his ass reminds me of Kevin Sorbo
  15. Not a strong man, he just plays one on T V
  16. Aw shit, I couldn't manhandle such a sweet pea!
  17.  
  18. I'm done listenin'
  19. To all this bitchin'
  20. Time for action,
  21. "Gentleman, start your whacking!"
  22. How you sayin' you ready when you a tenderflake?
  23. How you tryin' to be heavy when you a featherweight?
  24. Sleep in the bed you made, that's your final resting place
  25. Today's the day you pass away, this is whacking day
  26.  
  27. I don't mean to be cruel, but all offense is intended
  28. Used to think you were cool, then your testicles re ascended;
  29. You balled up. I used to muse about wingin' you
  30. To show me a thing or two about how to thrill a girl or two
  31. So I sat shocked, beholding constant cuckolding
  32. Cock rolled, got hoes, no you could not hold 'em
  33. Are you a socialist? You seem to like spreading the wealth;
  34. Every girl I ever saw you with was fucking someone else!
  35. You ain't never had no girl for yourself oh, wait!
  36. I forgot that fucking groupie that used to say y'all were soulmates?
  37. Should've put a ring on that one, instead you chose an
  38. Amazon mackin' on you and so sings the fat one,
  39. It's over! You're done! Ain't shit left to talk about
  40. Never mind the red flags, homey, you just block 'em out
  41. Yo that's cool... hope life is peaceful and breezy
  42. But by the way: does she know you tell people she's easy?
  43.  
  44. I'm done listenin'
  45. To all this bitchin'
  46. Time for action,
  47. "Gentleman, start your whacking!"
  48. How you sayin' you ready when you a tenderflake?
  49. How you tryin' to be heavy when you a featherweight?
  50. Sleep in the bed you made, that's your final resting place
  51. Today's the day you pass away, this is whacking day
  52.  
  53. How'd you do your best friend like that?
  54. Disloyal, fool ass, bitch made sissy?
  55. Fuck this ain't my fight, I flipped and went pithy
  56. Up on this fucking beat, like some shit from Sim City
  57. I think it's time to make a plane crash
  58. Try for payback, I'll fucking maim your tame ass
  59. Ain't that some shit, sum bitch, hate rap?
  60. Lay back, shut the fuck up, roll a jay fat
  61. You'll need a lot of reefer to bless and keep you
  62. Since you won't hit the reset button, and take a redo
  63. I can play this game all day, got my little plastic piece
  64. Picking daffy suckers off, with an endless magazine
  65. Ain't no snakes to be found, I'm hunting un mighty ducks
  66. Ain't no safe high ground when I'm fucking psyches up
  67. Bite through your tongue next time you wanna run your mouth
  68. I just made your girl a widow before she was ever a spouse
  69.  
  70. I'm done listenin'
  71. To all this bitchin'
  72. Time for action,
  73. "Gentleman, start your whacking!"
  74. How you sayin' you ready when you a tenderflake?
  75. How you tryin' to be heavy when you a featherweight?
  76. Sleep in the bed you made, that's your final resting place
  77. Today's the day you pass away, this is whacking day
LYRICAL GRADE

RHYME DENSITY

0

RHYME LENGTH

1 syllable
2 syllables
3 syllables
4 syllables
5+ syllables
Word Cloud

Profanity

What is a Blueprint?

A blueprint is like a report card for your lyrics. It contains a lyrical breakdown and analysis of all the words, syllables, and rhymes in your song.

Learn More >

Cookin' something up, just wait a sec...