Charles the first rap
• Written by Anonymous
Charles the first was a really bad man
like Henry the 8th without the frying pan
he created loads of taxes
and started loads of wars
He took money from the rich
but didn't give to the poor
Now you ask how was he a really bad man?
One of the reasons was the English Civil war he began.
Another was how he married a little Fench woman
See, no one liked that, so that was really just a bummer
But you see, she was a Francais Catholic
So for marrying her? People thought that Charles was a prick!
She tried to change England's religion
And that was a bad decision
'Cos then the people revolted
causing a war that was revolting.
And that was the start of the English Civil war.
Charles the first hated Parliament an awful lot
So he shut it down, then later had 5 MP's shot!
This is because he tried out Divine Right of Kings
Which means God gave him power to do anything!
This made him take loads of money and people's land
And their ears would be cut off if they took a stand.
Then a bold religious man Oliver cromwell he was called
When he heard the cruel things that King Charles did, he was appalled!
So he teamed up with Parliament to stop the horrid king
Although he knew what kind of terrible war that he would bring.
He trained an army from Cambridge
Which, to Charles' army, did some serious damage
Cromwell left Charles' army dead,
so now Charles had to be beheaded!
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