CHEMistry

Chemistry liberator

Element operator

Amazing flavor

 

Dimitri made the periodic table

in 1869

it was a rough time

Science was forsaken

then a new force awakened

no star wars, no car doors

Just miles of riding horseback

through desert floors

Lookin for various colleges

first one he went to got rejected

they objected but check it

his dreams in his head were projected

soon his science would be perfected

Finally went to Heidelberg and got accepted

But it wasnt all that great, shortly after his mom went and died

he wept many tears, cried and cried

but he couldnt stop there he had came so far

Got accepeted into college, the fight had already been won

but the journey just begun, there was still tons more to be done

Took a look at the periodic table

said "i can fix it son"

Broke elements into categories

and even gave them names

other scientists bringing false info

he wasnt worried about their claims

He created 7 different groups and changed the whole game

When he presented his idea people thought he was insane

others even called him lame, but couldnt understand the genius

in his brain

and thanks to him the periodic table can be used

and we dont have to be confused

we dont have to lose or be mentally abused

just follow down the rows as i spit these flows

Chemistry is complicated everyone knows

But enough of the history we need to be makin it

Knowledge we're takin it chemistry were embracin it

and Group names theres just no mistakin it

more to come in the next verse lets skip to chorus first

 

what it is

you know, we know

what it is

they know yall know

what it is

Periodic Table There it is (3x)

 

Starting on the far left

here lies the turf

of the Alkali Metals and the Alkali earth

Alkali metals come first

running down the 1st row

Then the 2nd row is you know

Alkali metals tend to be reactive

Alkaline earth too but not as much

This is simple as can be im not speaking dutch

Next comes the metals that transition

you can remember them as the d block thats your decision

They conduct electricity often, bound to be awesome

They run all through the mid section, take note of this

and your chemistry skills will be perfection

The next group are the Halogens, the rows they react with

the most are the first two, memorize them it wont hurt you

cause theres only seven,

and they're in the 7th row before the noble gases

remember that and you might pass your chemistry classes

but speaking of Noble gasses they're in the last row to the right

not seven, but eight, and did i mention theres eight?

With that little ammount, how can you possibly hate?