Battles G-LOCK vs GoldenShower
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- //Verse 1 (Godlik3)//
- Bitch, I know the only reason you talkin' shit 'bout X Factor is 'cause you got no friends.
- I just learned a new fact today, GoldenShower eats children.
- Listen, fat boi, never disrespect GenXjeezy or X Factor ever again or else.
- Trust me, if you cross the line, you gon' need mental help.
- You disrespected some of RapPad's biggest treasures, I've been told.
- The only gold comin' out of yo shower is fool's gold.
- I'm for real surprised you can afford a shower, didn't you lose everything to Temu?
- Maybe you can afford a shower, but you can't afford to see the color blue.
- Fuck with RapPad's greatest, Imma use you as a doormat.
- You murdered people 50 years ago, bitch, are you the Son Of Sam?
- I didn't they allowed Innotabs in prison, I'm surprised.
- It will be a massive tragedy if your account survives.
- This is recent news, you released a song disrespectin' babies and mothers.
- And called Symbiote a big baby, only reason you do that is 'cause you're a cocksucker.
- You've only been propped once and that was Jason_The_Misogynistic.
- And that's because you didn't do the right thing when he disrespected the autistic.
- Keep beefin' with X Factor, I see you have consistency.
- But nah, that's just bullshit when it means you keep airing out stupidity.
- Listen, you are as stupid as fuck, your only friend is a pedophile.
- Your raps put so much shame on yo family, then I promise, soon you'll be on trial.
- You steal kids and then consume them, stop it, you're the fuckin' mascot of cannibalism.
- You're the type of person to worship Osama Bin Laden for 9/11, stop promotin' terrorism.
- You're no gold shower but you do get showered with some ass-beatings.
- Comin' from your mom, 'cause she caught you doin' the 69 position with you penis.
- Actually, you have no penis, I don't know why I thought you did.
- You're no tough guy, bitch, 'cause you gettin' controlled by a Satanic dog, you're just a lil' kid.
- Shut your ass the fuck up, cocksucker, you have less IQ than a chicken tender.
- One last question for you, lil' kiddie, are you sure you're not a sex offender?
- //Verse 2 (Tewsly)//
- Tewsly, reportin’ live uh, golden shower, I’m sorry but I see dead people,
- I ain't Kendrick but I'm about to drop bombs, you ain't ready for this upheaval,
- Your music sucks ass, yeah I said it, your rhymes are weak, your flow is dismal,
- Not playing that diss track five times live, kiss my ass, this ain't a simple sequel.
- My bars cut through the beat like a knife, I spit venom like a deadly snake,
- You think you can come at me with weak disses? Boy, you best be wide awake,
- I'm on fire like a blazing sun, while you're just a flickering flame,
- Life ain't a game, but I'm playing you like a pawn in this rap game.
- I'm the rap game's MVP, you're just a wannabe, a copycat,
- Tryna step to me with your recycled lines, I'll shut you down just like that,
- You're talkin' all that noise but when it comes to bars, you're falling flat,
- I'm spitting fire, you're spewing cold ashes, you can't match my combat.
- So take a seat, listen up, and learn from the best in the game,
- I'm not Kendrick, but I'll leave you in a lyrical hurricane,
- Your weak disses don't faze me, I rise above the petty and mundane,
- I'm the rap titan, you're just a mere mortal, in this rap domain.
- Call me Liu Kang, these rhymes not escaping from you anytime soon.
- My crowd goes stupid, your crowd silent like they in a tomb.
- You ain't getting played, your diss track hitting a wall.
- I'm spitting bars that hit hard, leaving you in a sprawl.
- I'm the rap game champion, you just a novice tryna ball.
- My flow so tight, your flow straight up approaching a fall.
- I'm on top of the game, while you stuck in the back row.
- Watch me shine bright while you fading like a shadow.
- //Outro (Tewsly)//
- I don’t know, why golden shower is dissin'.
- Your music is ass, stop trying that shit, because.
- Golden shower, music is ass, because it’s ass.
- Sing-a-long, golden showers can't touch our class.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- (Intro):
- Listen up, X Factor
- Y’all made a big mistake with that diss
- I gave y’all a warning shot to let u know not to fuck w me
- You poked an angry bear and now you boutta pay the price
- Your stupid crew can’t defeat me hahahaha
- I’m like Thanos for the X Factor
- I don’t give a fuck that KO-Doomzday joined your crew and Symbiote rejoined
- You motherfuckers still are no match for me
- Wanna know something? When I said Symbiote was the only one who could defeat me, I was lying
- I was just trying to have you guys get Symbiote back in your group, so I could take down all of you guys in one shot
- And my plan worked PERFECTLY
- I knew I would succeed, I just didn’t realize it would be so EASY
- You and the rest of your group fell right into my trap
- Prepare for annihilation
- Analyst 1: Um… what the hell is this? *Points to an activity sensor on the screen*
- Analyst 2: Uh oh… looks like something HUGE is about to happen
- Analyst 1: I just got word that GoldenShower is planning a massive diss track on the entire X Factor
- Analyst 2: Tell me more about this
- Analyst 1: If you thought this diss was good, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet. This upcoming diss has the potential to bring down the entire X Factor once and for all
- THE GOLDPOCALYPSE IS COMING
- *Large crowd gathering* Holy shit guys, GoldenShower is about to drop the greatest diss of the 21st century
- Person 1: GoldenShower is gonna wreck the shit outta the X Factor
- Person 2: Who’s ready for GoldenShower to spit straight FIRE
- *Everyone cheers wildly*
- Alright, stand back everybody
- LET
- HIM
- COOK
- (Verse):
- X Factor think they the trend
- But every song y’all drop just blends
- Yuh, ain’t no waves were made
- You’re like old paint, just gotta fade
- Y’all pussies don’t got no factor at all
- You bitches better brace yourself for the fall
- Call me Goliath cause I’m standing tall
- I’ll throw your asses into a fucking wall
- That diss was trash, I’m y’all’s master
- Y’all ain’t fast, I’m much faster
- You motherfuckers stepped out of line
- Y'all the only stars that forgot how to shine
- Is that the best you can do, really?
- You guys are lacking that spree
- Like your crew, your rhymes are weak
- Your child-shit rhymes got me falling asleep
- (Outro):
- I warned y’all I was gonna destroy you
- But y’all didn’t listen
- *Thunderous applause from the crowd*
- Crowd: HOLY SHIT GUYS
- GoldenShower fucking destroyed the X Factor
- Person 1: THAT WAS INSANE
- Person 2: This is gonna go down in history