Battles G-LOCK vs GoldenShower
RULES
Loser has to write a 32-bar rap about why the other person is better.
Max of 52 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
G-LOCK won this battle!
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- //Verse 1//
- First off, doesn’t this loser realize by dissing me he’ll pay the fuckin’ price?
- I’ll diss him so hard his family finna be in debt and I don’t give a fuck that’s it not nice.
- Better hope the bank gives them money ‘cause they can’t give Goldie any more sanity.
- Never once in his life has bitch even considered looking at reality.
- Because I guess reality is too much for his huge fuckin’ ego.
- Needs his huge ego ‘cause he’s performed way too much self-fellatio.
- At this point, you might be more self-absorbed than Crispy2024.
- He’s so fuckin’ ugly, even his profile pic is a goddamn eyesore.
- You’ve technically been on here longer and I got triple the reputation.
- Maybe you’d be leading if it weren’t for your ego and a lack of real education.
- And your mom’s definition of “homeschooling” gotta be lettin’ gay men butt-fuck you quite often.
- You’ve been embarrassed so hard I bet behind the screen, you be excessively sobbin’.
- And Justin Timberlake would be proud until he found out it’s all just urine.
- I knew you’re a dumbass from the start, but wit’ that, I can now be certain.
- The fact you were able to even get a follower is absolutely fuckin’ legendary.
- Especially since it’s clear yo ass already been fuckin’ buried.
- //Verse 2//
- First off, who in the right mind be thinkin’ a 7-year old be thinkin’ about sex?
- That was really fucked-up, now I’m sure you give unpermissive young men head.
- Got mad this entire shit dumped him, and now he’s takin’ HotSanta’s path.
- Couldn’t get the past 3 months outta yo head, you sure you ain’t mad?
- I know people dissin’ you while ya tryna clean up the piss and cum stains,
- All the head from drunk gay men in exchange was how that shit was attained.
- You’re such a fuckin’ lazy and ungrateful bitch you don’t even deserve the attention.
- Trust me, lil’ fuck, one look in the mirror and you’ll be on yo knees beggin’.
- For mercy, but just like Killer, I’ll produce you absolutely fuckin’ nothing.
- No remorse, let alone any sex, what you truly need is a lyrical ass-beating.
- The fact you have no real fans on yo fanpage is nothing more than just laughable.
- Your disses are so shitty, it’s a known fact they’re barely even fuckin’ readable.
- Somehow, there’s still people thinkin’ one day, you’ll eventually make a good point.
- I guess we’ll see if you are mentally unstable and if you were being held at gunpoint.
- It’s gotta be a major pity you get absolutely zero real fans or friends.
- You threw all your braincells away, and you got zero common sense left.
- //Verse 3//
- This is the final verse until I finish GoldenShower’s fake career.
- It’s insane how gay Gold is for HotSanta, he’s definitely queer.
- He’s so gay, he was declared way too gay for Revry.
- I’ll lyrically whoop your ass in a song ‘cause you all know you’re petty.
- Additionally, GoldenShower is also ice4dinner a.k.a wrongedheels.
- Which means GoldenShower is a fuckin’ pervert at least, it’s been revealed.
- It’s clear you only battled TRACK_KING to have relevance.
- You’re a fuckin’ loser with no real-life friends, and that shit’s highly evident.
- Now let’s talk about how many he’s become fuckin’ delusional.
- But it’s nothin’ new, his delusion is just the usual.
- GoldenShower is the fuckin’ definition of “Not all that glitters is gold”.
- For someone to call GoldenShower a good rapper is much more than fuckin’ bold.
- I mean that fucker be doin’ 5 words a line and he thinks he’s the “best”.
- Everybody on this site is a better rapper than you, even Jason_The_Pest.
- They gotta either be drugged or mentally unstable, and it’s just an objective fact.
- And you blew every chance you had, and you certainly won’t get another chance.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Hit you with a thousand electric volts while you’re pissin
- Tie your neck with bolts and get you in the position to beat you into submission
- Better check the pulse oh shit I broke your nose
- You’re a kid who can’t respect adults I choke your throat
- Bitch you probably have a freckled nose you shouldn’t beef
- You’re thin and scrawny how come you wouldn’t leave
- I’m always ornery I’d make sure you couldn’t breathe
- You’re picking on me, trying to beat me to death
- But just like that I waited until you finally left
- Just ask LilTRX what I told him
- Talk shit to me and you won’t make it
- And about his mom, I did fuck that bow-legged ho
- She’s on her knees while my dick’s hangin over
- First we role played with lotion
- Then I fucked her and then I throw away the Trojan
- Like Spongebob I blow eighty holes in her
- I’m a motherfuckin insult to injury
- Tired like a bike rack in a storage booth
- This stupid kid said he gonna hit me with four-inch screws
- I’ll make you die and kill you with some foreign tools
- At 1:20 I’ll drown you in some fucking orange juice
- You asked for my lunch money for some chocolate milk
- What more do you want from me you tipped shit it dropped and spilt
- You’ll just make it worse now once and for good
- You start to shake at first then you swung hard as you could
- And thought faking a stomach ache would work till you broke the wood
- Your kidneys feel like they could burst as I stand on your chest with one foot
- Then comes a naked nurse that same day
- What’s the matter, oh shit everything became gray
- My leg, it hurts while I was trying to read
- Also my tummy it hurts it’s starting to bleed
- And I got a bum knee like what are you on, drugs?
- The fun and games are over now there’s blood all over the rug
- You’re gonna get some extra homework I’ll beat you with the remote control
- Then comes after school detention where your brain fell out of your skull
- Anyone wanna beat your ass Ima let him, look bitch what have you done